7 SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. Clumsy?  Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

2.  A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.

3.  Hava a bad toothache?  Hit your thumb with a hammer; then you will forget about the toothache.

4.  There are only two rules of life.  You need only two tools, WD-40 and duct tape.  If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.  If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.

5.  The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are "i apologize" and "You are right."

7.  If you woke up breathing, Congratulations! You have another chance!